July 2010
99 posts
Will I get better, or worse service from an Apple Genius after this… http://twitpic.com/29phg3
Quick! Three minutes left ‘till it’s no longer my birthday. Come, credit card - let us frolic in the Apple store - new goods await!!…
If I sneeze into the air whilst lying down, I can shower myself with a fine mist of saliva! #greathuh!?
Was it Chistopher Walken or Christopher Skase who supposedly wrote that which was attributed to Shakespeare?..
Surreal Cow Choreography. http://bit.ly/dnjR6p (via @markbate @sciencegoddess)
RT @galifianakisz: Little Dancing Man http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/3ybu (via @kkharkovv)
Only on an Australian government website would you find the ‘n’ word used unblinkingly. That and a John Mayer interview.
Pug sings the ‘Batman’ theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrIp3k5pJQM (via @Rove1974 @scrivenersfancy)
Five demo tracks ahoy! Hear them at http://facebook.com/yoshitoro - just click on the My Band tab up the top! (via @yoshitoro)
Reactivated the words ‘boner’ and ‘stiffy’ in a mates vocabulary last night. #lestweforget
My bars are now few,
Though a little more tall.
But I still bar up enough,
To come at your call. #iOS401
RT @dnanian: So, in sum: there is no problem, all phones have this no problem, a case fixes this no problem, free case to fix your no pr …
When we went out for your birthday last year, all I did was stare at your cleavage. If you like, we can do that again!
Or maybe try and cash in on that new desalination plant that’s going to be built.
Milking my tear ducts so I can bottle and sell organic tears.
Sorry sorry- wrong account..
Woke up at 4:10am this morning, unaided. As you do. An hour later I realised why - my body is in sync with Apple’s media cycle.
Fuckin hell! No blood this time! Everything intact.
To be honest, I couldn’t figure out why I had woken. I didn’t intend to rise early. And I’d totally forgotten about Apple’s media event.
“God is more likely to recall the left hand than Apple is to recall the iPhone tomorrow.” - Jase @flopyamacout
Guess what I like to throw up! http://twitpic.com/25g7p7
Favourite Old Spice reply of today: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va9gUAVfwTY (via @jasondeacon)
Apple to hold special pressed flower conference 4 iPhones this Friday http://bit.ly/9C3BuN (via @daringfireball ✪)
Just coughed up something that feels like a worm on my tongue. You’re welcome, honey.
Why do people call me a choad? →
This Old Spice campaign deserves all exposure it gets - truly entertaining! http://www.youtube.com/user/oldspice
All that's required of me
is to wake up in the morning.
“If you have worms in your bum, sit on a glass of milk and they will come out to drink it, then your worm troubles will be over.” -PostPercy
“Casual kangaroo kick-about sloppies.” - Daniel Jackson, referring to his ‘street clothes’. Those clothes he inevitably buys eggs in.
Hey! Slap a $15.50 management cost on top of that to SA-WEEETEN THE DEAL! #timetomanagemyownfundsbitch
Though my very modest investment fund may have *decreased* in value by $430, the sweet dividend of $8.58 totally offsets… EVERYTHING!WOO!
Lady In Shop
She is lady in shop. I shop. She hop.
I stutter over to her, blinking in and out of reality. Radiating warmth and bodily charm.
She places her head to the side, she is so very sexy and beautiful and womanly and tv-tuner-capable and conversation short sting of loooove.
I present my animal tale, and she blushes and flicks a drop of dew onto my nose. It tickles. It always tickles. So I swish my...
Fictional Writing Piece #89
Yes, that’s right folks! It’s been over a year since a Fictional Writing Piece has been created for this blogold, but the time has come, so let us see what dribble makes it way out from the side of my brain and down to my chin toniiiiiight!!
Faster. He ran faster. Faster than Faster could say faster if Faster had a dribbling brain and mouth-piece connected to it. But he didn’t...
I’m not yet convinced about the efficacy of electric towel racks.
OH: “Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see” (via @tferriss @gmc)
