The only thing more unpredictable than Melbourne’s weather is if I’ll be able to piss...
Mar 8th
OH: “If Florida is the shlong of the US, I live in the balls.”
Mar 5th
5 STARS
Mar 4th
Tweet from the Toilet: No one’s dick is this long. ‘Cept maybe this fella!...
Mar 4th
Ding Dong Lounge: Toilet Paper On Demand
Mar 4th
If you want me to sing you a song, come along to Ding Dong - tonighties!
Mar 4th
An old Chinese proverb: http://twitpic.com/16pfon
Mar 4th
Burt Reynolds is home recovering from bypass surgery. His circulatory system now runs through his...
Mar 4th
Caring for your body (late night off the...
Tonight I went to a gig that had typically ridiculously loud music, so I wore my $30 re-usable...
Mar 3rd
My life is in disarray - no one real follows my fecally focused tweet pile anymore. Have I lost the...
Mar 2nd
flop ya mac out 76: where does it fit?
Mar 2nd
NSFW Jokes: Blind Cowboy
Mar 2nd
Watch
Frog Fail - You Gotta Try (Harder)
(via @zefrank)
Mar 2nd
Watch
OK Go - This Too Shall Pass
The most amazing video clip you will ever see. EVER.
This sorta...
Mar 2nd
Watch
scout:
maniacalrage:
Dogs At 1000 FPS (via gruber)
One of the most accurate YouTube...
Mar 2nd
You know you’ve had a late night podcasting session about Apple products when the following...
Mar 1st
You know the freaky part of it, though? There was blood on the bedsheets.
Mar 1st
My Fallopian tubes hurt. :(
Mar 1st
Merlin Mann: My New “Standing Desk”
Mar 1st
NSFW Jokes: A guy is strolling along Vegas...
Mar 1st
Maybe it’s objectifying, but yeah, sometimes when a cop pulls me over, I get out of the ticket...
Feb 28th