July 2010
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Will I get better, or worse service from an Apple Genius after this… http://twitpic.com/29phg3
Jul 29th
Quick! Three minutes left ‘till it’s no longer my birthday. Come, credit card - let us frolic in the Apple store - new goods await!!…
Jul 27th
If I sneeze into the air whilst lying down, I can shower myself with a fine mist of saliva! #greathuh!?
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Jul 25th
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Was it Chistopher Walken or Christopher Skase who supposedly wrote that which was attributed to Shakespeare?..
Jul 25th
Surreal Cow Choreography. http://bit.ly/dnjR6p (via @markbate @sciencegoddess)
Jul 25th
RT @galifianakisz: Little Dancing Man http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/3ybu (via @kkharkovv)
Jul 24th
Only on an Australian government website would you find the ‘n’ word used unblinkingly. That and a John Mayer interview.
Jul 22nd
Pug sings the ‘Batman’ theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrIp3k5pJQM (via @Rove1974 @scrivenersfancy)
Jul 21st
Five demo tracks ahoy! Hear them at http://facebook.com/yoshitoro - just click on the My Band tab up the top! (via @yoshitoro)
Jul 21st
Reactivated the words ‘boner’ and ‘stiffy’ in a mates vocabulary last night. #lestweforget
Jul 21st
My bars are now few, Though a little more tall. But I still bar up enough, To come at your call. #iOS401
Jul 16th
RT @dnanian: So, in sum: there is no problem, all phones have this no problem, a case fixes this no problem, free case to fix your no pr …
Jul 16th
When we went out for your birthday last year, all I did was stare at your cleavage. If you like, we can do that again!
Jul 16th
Or maybe try and cash in on that new desalination plant that’s going to be built.
Jul 16th
Milking my tear ducts so I can bottle and sell organic tears.
Jul 16th
Sorry sorry- wrong account..
Jul 16th
Woke up at 4:10am this morning, unaided. As you do. An hour later I realised why - my body is in sync with Apple’s media cycle.
Jul 16th
Fuckin hell! No blood this time! Everything intact.
Jul 16th
To be honest, I couldn’t figure out why I had woken. I didn’t intend to rise early. And I’d totally forgotten about Apple’s media event.
Jul 16th
“God is more likely to recall the left hand than Apple is to recall the iPhone tomorrow.” - Jase @flopyamacout
Jul 16th
Guess what I like to throw up! http://twitpic.com/25g7p7
Jul 14th
Favourite Old Spice reply of today: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va9gUAVfwTY (via @jasondeacon)
Jul 14th
Apple to hold special pressed flower conference 4 iPhones this Friday http://bit.ly/9C3BuN (via @daringfireball ✪)
Jul 14th
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Jul 13th
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Just coughed up something that feels like a worm on my tongue. You’re welcome, honey.
Jul 13th
Why do people call me a choad? →
Jul 13th
This Old Spice campaign deserves all exposure it gets - truly entertaining! http://www.youtube.com/user/oldspice
Jul 13th
All that's required of me
is to wake up in the morning.
Jul 11th
“If you have worms in your bum, sit on a glass of milk and they will come out to drink it, then your worm troubles will be over.” -PostPercy
Jul 9th
“Casual kangaroo kick-about sloppies.” - Daniel Jackson, referring to his ‘street clothes’. Those clothes he inevitably buys eggs in.
Jul 9th
Hey! Slap a $15.50 management cost on top of that to SA-WEEETEN THE DEAL! #timetomanagemyownfundsbitch
Jul 9th
Though my very modest investment fund may have *decreased* in value by $430, the sweet dividend of $8.58 totally offsets… EVERYTHING!WOO!
Jul 9th
Lady In Shop
She is lady in shop. I shop. She hop. I stutter over to her, blinking in and out of reality. Radiating warmth and bodily charm. She places her head to the side, she is so very sexy and beautiful and womanly and tv-tuner-capable and conversation short sting of loooove. I present my animal tale, and she blushes and flicks a drop of dew onto my nose. It tickles. It always tickles. So I swish my...
Jul 9th
Fictional Writing Piece #89
Yes, that’s right folks! It’s been over a year since a Fictional Writing Piece has been created for this blogold, but the time has come, so let us see what dribble makes it way out from the side of my brain and down to my chin toniiiiiight!! Faster. He ran faster. Faster than Faster could say faster if Faster had a dribbling brain and mouth-piece connected to it. But he didn’t...
Jul 9th
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I’m not yet convinced about the efficacy of electric towel racks.
Jul 8th
OH: “Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see” (via @tferriss @gmc)
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