November 2008
73 posts
The Finer Points of Romance
She would often allow me to sniff in between her toes, exploring the intersection between Big toe and Almost big toe with my tongue… It wasn’t so much for her pleasure as it was mine. I love webbed feet. Something else she enjoyed me doing was easing a bowl of jelly over her head. I’d usually use the ‘red wine’ flavoured jelly crystals. When she saw a fresh bowl of...
Finer Points of Romance
She would often allow me to sniff in between her toes, exploring the intersection between Big toe and Almost big toe with my tongue… It wasn’t so much for her pleasure as it was mine. I love webbed feet.
Something else she enjoyed me doing was easing a bowl of jelly over her head.
I’d usually use the ‘red wine’ flavoured jelly crystals.
When she saw a fresh bowl of...
I brushed my teeth at least six times today. And started watching the movie Helvetica.
As Mariah Carey once oozed, it’s like that ya’ll.
Wow.. Just made 21Gb of free space on my laptop hdd… It’s like I’ve just shat out a lung, but feel all the more better for it!!..
BWYM Weekly - 48 →
Jason speaks Spanish - to the detriment of his hair, Picasso and any potential mate. Will Australia go beyond the crocodiles and the Dundee’s?… And Jason becomes acquainted with a lovely lady in the most unconventional way known to modern man.
This evening's dinner
Mathieu: [After a nice chocolate cake] Mmm! My cooking! It is like my love-making!
Me: Brown?
Drum man: Ba-boom-shing.
(via jasondoesdallas.com)
Fuck yeah!! Frozen Prima! Juice box.. thing.
Some people love the cock. Some cars like dirt roads! My car loves both.
What About Blowjobs? →
Aural pleasure from Reggie Watts.
So video is a must see. I’ve closed my College Humour tab, ‘cause I’ll be here all night, but what a way to… finish.
Hand Vagina →
I promise this is the last College Humour video I post… Well I can’t promise that, ‘cause there’s so much great/funny/bizarre stuff on there… I just had to share this particular one, for it leans more towards the bizarre side of things… Enjoy!
LIFE photo archive hosted by Google →
scout:
planettampon:
Oh. My. God.
flop ya mac out 52: the fourth finger →
It’s all about the Google, the track-pads and the Yang.
WatchA favourite.
Riddle Me This, Improviser
Doing some character development with some kids the other day for a play I wrote.
A person sits in front of the rest of the cast. The cast then asks the actor questions about their character and they in turn have to answer back, in character, without any rehearsals.
A 12 year-old-playing a knitting grandma got asked,
“What’s the biggest thing you’ve knitted?”
Her...
Overheard: “As long as he doesn’t urinate into the audience for the finale again, I’ll allow it.”
Watch
Super Obama World →
unicornology:
srsly:
deadshot:
An Obama version of Super Mario World.
What Most Doctors Won't Tell You About Colds and... →
(via kevinrose)
BWYM Weekly - 47 →
Dan delights in the fan fair of a gentleman’s bucks party. Jason considers an alternative career path, then the feng shui of his apartment. Dan dances the dance of a thousand mistakes. On purpose, of course. And sawdust happens. In loving memory of the beloved Deacon dog, Bess.
WatchDufus Rainwhite, staring at… “Questions?”
The first episode of a non-existent series about a super man who goes beyond Descartes and Einstein, to uncover the truths of the universe..
flop ya mac out 51: edit it… there →
The Yo-yo may enjoy yet another comeback in the year 2009. This time, to save the planet. Adobe cops a website full. And you better watch out; your iPhone may be keeping tabs on you. So be…
If there is a God, he’s a fuckin’ smart-arse. :) Love ya Big G face.
Baby, you’re just a moustache away from being the perfect mate.
Barack Obama's Victory: Three Lessons for Business →
