December 2008
157 posts
DAMN that yoghurt is good!! I knew it… I knew it!. Cereal is an ‘any-time’ food, kids.
Walking up driveway, 16-year-old dog starts barking at me. Trots down the stairs. Continues to bark at me - facing the wrong direction.
Just round-house kicked a dead tree branch. Now we both have wood. Ha! I bet $50 society frowns upon what happens next.. Judgemental bigots.
Escorting 2kg of Greek Style Natural Yoghurt home from the shops by foot. My my, this is going to be a good year!!
Farrrk! Why is this bread all of a sudden PINK when viewed in natural sunlight!?!?
Kirsten Dunst as a child actor, with the eldest brother from Home Improvement! (In some movie with a Native American.)
Opposing nations would be united if only their leaders went out together and saw Keanu in “The Day the Earth Stood Still”. So funny. So bad.
Things to say during sex →
unalone:
GOOD > Dirty > Sexy Threats > You’re a naughty girl/boy > I’m going to spank you.
BAD > Dirty > I just pooped > a lot > on your dog.
Incredibly comprehensive.
I need fatter pipes. Right now it’s like trying to push bits through a packed pub on NYE. Which is soon! Allegedly.
WatchDufus Rainwhite starring in, “Mr Snaile”
Sexiness + cheese = A sure recipe for friendship.
“Blogging about productivity began to feel like drinking about alcoholism.”
– Merlin Mann, from his Macworld PULSE talk on “Patterns for Creativity”.
Merlin Mann's Top 10 for 2008
merlin:
1. 7 and 3 (tie) 3. 10 4. 1 5. 5 6. 2 7. 9 and 6 (tie) 9. 8 10. 4
RT: @nicholaspatten Awesome video, watch how they made it too. http://twurl.nl/mkokkt
Get in my mouth! http://twitpic.com/wxzd
Healesvillle Jenga: http://twitpic.com/wy9h
Mouldy fruit has no place in my life.
flop ya mac out 54: mourning macworld →
fymo 54 - Just in time for Christmas 2009! Big news this episode, Steve Jobs abandons his loyal followers. And the colour pink. Warning: Contains simulated violence against monkeys.
WatchSharing
Two of my favourite boys.
A friend of mine is going on a “bike ride” today. Must be part of some historical re-enactment.
I’ve eaten sooo much today. I’d take a moment to think of those less fortunate than myself, but I’m too fuckin’ full to be bothered! Oh, the irony.
That’s right ladies, I take the Large sized rubber. Attachment thingies. For my in-ear headphones. Lots of room to hear your compliments.
Star crossed lovers. http://twitpic.com/w52c
Apple in-ear headphones block out people talking, but more importantly, Mum’s music. :) I think I pushed them in too far though. What?
Watching 90’s home videos. Spotted thus far: a tame Kookaburra and a midget wedding photographer.
Jesus - The Lion King movie still brings chills and tearyness.
Ukulele, in the Key of Meditation
I love trying...
Buggered (in the non-animal shagging way)
Hmm… To bed to bed at 2.43am, Christmas morning. The latest I’ve been up before Christmas day, and most wrecked I shall be; note to self - get all the creative presents done during the day time, Dan! :)
BWYM Weekly - 50 →
Christmas is in the air, so a special program comprised of Daniel, Emily, Tom, Sarah, Rob and Tim was assembled to sniff the scent, and tell the tales of our collective experiences as the Yuletide rises to a white Christmas finale. Jason appears courtesy of tu mama.
I like to push myself beyond my limits. Take today, for example. I’m wearing shoes, but without socks.
It’s such a beautiful day outside today; temperature - perfect. A quick thumb test reveals a perfectly healthy internal temperature, too.
If *Christmas Cheer* were an STI, well… I wouldn’t be spreading much of that around, either!.
In one day I’ve learned that TWO of my friends are getting married. I umm… I found some road kill? Unless that’s tomorrow’s xmas lunch…
:D I’m in love with @HotAmishChick. And she’s probably a guy.
“Darn socks”! That sounds like I’m complaining about socks! LOL!!
I danced ‘in public/with others’ for the first time in quite a while tonight.
It’s just like hopping on a bike again, ‘cept you get sore feet instead of a sore arse. Or something.
In the eye of the beholder
I think beauty to me is like art is to others… Like those who are really passionate about certain art, I’m that crazy about feminine beauty.
I saw the most beautiful girl tonight. And it has that feeling to it where you don’t know what to do about it; there’s nothing *to* do about it. But it’s right there. In your face. And it’s lovely. And all you can do is...