February 2008
83 posts
Ah!
God damn it! Check out this viral marketing ploy that is summed up well by John Gruber.
New viral web site “dictionary” from Paddy Donnelly and Lee Munroe, two students in Northern Ireland. The gimmick is simple: pick any word you want, pay $1 per letter, and you get to “define” that word as a link to your web site. I bought two.
It’s got me hooked!...
Throwing upwards
I’m pretty sure i haven’t thrown up to my full capacity. I mean, i’ve thrown up from food poisoning - that’s a good one. But quantity is what i’m talking about. There’s drinking too much, but i don’t drink! So it seems i’m at a loss for obtaining my big puke! No, my massive chuck. My insane chunder. And i know exactly what would bring it about..!
Action vs Thought
It’s funny, to me anyway… That action can be easier than thought. ‘Just do it’. Done. No thought necessary. Whoops! Look what i’ve done!… No thought necessary. Action taken. Thoughts come later. Whoops! Look what i’ve done…
Loser
I am your loser. Shit from top to toe. Watch me flail. I’ll say some things to you. I’ll eat away your life force. I’ll set you up then kick you down ‘till you bleed. …Oh, by the way… You did still want me in your life, didn’t you?
Hero
I am your hero. Gold from top to toe. Watch me fly. I’ll do your shopping for you. I’ll eat the fibre you need in your diet. I’ll pick your nose and your fights for you. …Oh, by the way… You did want me to be your hero didn’t you?
5 Books That Can Actually Make You Stupider →
If these books are your only options, no one will hold it against you if you watch reality television instead of reading.
Family Guy still gold
Just finished watching the latest Family Guy episode airing in Australia, and good lord is was mighty fuckin’ funny.
Still pushing those boundaries oh so far. Love it.
The teenage girl who is allergic to WATER →
Teenager Ashleigh Morris can’t go swimming, soak in a hot bath or enjoy a shower after a stressful day’s work - she’s allergic to water. Even sweating brings the 19-year-old out in a painful rash.
Daniel is cutting his own hair from now on. With a... →
Gettin' wiggy wid it
I’m going to wear a wig from now on. And on it i shall place:
- A fruit bowl
- A snobby poodle
- A freewheeling yoddler
- Four peaches, and four pears
- Ten pipes are piping
- Icing sugar
- A Telstra mobile phone tower
- 240 volts of freak love
- And fourteen prepubescent ostriches. Bagawwwk!
Optical Illusion - from b&w to colour! →
(via Daring Fireball)
Top ten things to do with your now defunct HD-DVD... →
(via Engadget)
flop ya mac out 26: never nailed →
Jason wants to be the biggest loser when the next rev of the mac-chook comes out. DVD Jon makes an appearance, and Daniel finishes with an important community service announcement.
Inbox
And what happens when i check my email, and there’s no email there from the person i wish there was?
Another small child in Africa dies.
Please think of the consequences people.
(Woop! I heard an audable scream just then.)
Stand Up Comedy
What is the deal with feelings…? Are they just there to be felt? Or is there some other reason for these wacky shiny bling blings to be hovering around our areolas? I just don’t get it, man. What is the dealio?
Perhaps next time i feel a feeling, i’ll just feel it back, twice as hard. See how it feels about that. And what is the deal with aeroplane food!?! I mean, is that stuff...
Daniel tripped over his anus, cutting his handle... →
Breakfast with Yo Mama Weekly - 16 →
Jason and Daniel give their most sincere apologies to the people of Australia, and yet they still continue to release this podcast. Hypocrites. Kim Beasley doesn’t really fair any better, either. Also, Dan sticks it to the beaver.
The circle of Internet
I check my gmail. I have email from myspace. Then i check myspace. I have a message from a facebook friend. I comment on their wall. They update their status making a joke about me. I instant message them via Adium that they are a cunt. They bang back a retort via Gmail chat. I smack back another insult into their inbox. The circle is complete.
Breakfast with Yo Mama Weekly - 15 →
Jason divulges his Valentines day plans with himself. He also tells all about his future bride, the cereal he eats and his relative success on the netball court. Daniel just bends over. And, we’re back.
Daniel is amazed that essentially, we wipe our... →
I'll Bank That
He he, nice friendly young lady on the phone helping me cancel my credit card. She asked how my day was. I told her. I might cancel my credit card more often.
Daniel is at the library. Perusing titles ranging... →
Fictional Writing Piece #6 - I am a lightbulb
I am a lightbulb. I’m left on all day. Sometimes all night. I dread the day that my tungsten filament might give in, might give up the ghost. I’ve only been screwed once. It was a pretty cold and unloving exprience. She didn’t even turn the light switch off as she did it to me. So needless to say she didn’t look me in the filament when she was done. That’s the only...
Guess what!?!?!?!?!
Have you guessed it??? I’m totally getting married!!! Well let me clarrify that point.. What i mean is, i totally saw that chick again!
Man, the pressure was on! Well not really, but this was the second time since that other time that i’d seen her! I almost felt i should do something daring or stupid so that i could write about it, but i thought, goll darn dashit! This is my life...
Daniel is so so happy! My god! How happy am i!?... →
Building a Personal Finance Library →
(via kevinrose)
Daniel advises you wear make-up so people don't... →
Some worldly questions answered →
A great site pointed out to me by a friend, supposing some answers to some wordly questions.
Wanna know how the pyramids were built? Wondering how the Universe came to be? This is a great place to start.
Thank you
Radiohead is curently about the only thing keeping me sane when i’m alone.
flop ya mac out 25: mr plugs →
Jason jumps the gun and gets hard over Blu-Ray and goes anal with internet security. Daniel uses the word penetration in a professional mannor without realising, and George so Hotz right now.
The amazing thing...
…about my hair is that it looks great, regardless of which way it is parted.
The Ten Longest Bridges In World [PICS] →
Here is a list of the ten longest bridges in the world with pictures and descriptions. Those beautiful photos are showing to us that there are no borders and everything is reachable.
18% of Americans Think Sun Revovles Around Earth →
I wonder if this is the same 18% that strongly supports Bush? ;~)
Freak-o!
Ahhh! Good lord! Check out Natalie Bassingthwaighte’s thumb!
Fictional Writing Piece #5 - The Leaf That Got No...
Hi. I’m a leaf. I’m green. Most the time anyway. So i was thinkin’. We should go on date. Just you, me… Put our differences behind us. …So what do you think? “I’m going to eat you” said the hungry caterpillar.
Fictional Writing Piece #4 - The Tumblelog That...
Once there was a Tumblelog that couldn’t. Then they fixed it, and it *could! *
Sha-wah
I hate it when people move the shower head up higher, ‘cause it takes longer for the water to get down.
Valentines Mum
As my Mum handed my Dad a valentines card, she motioned for me to watch him open it. Huh? I’m sure i’ll find that an interesting pass time..
My Dad does the obligitory “Ohhh, thank you darling!”. All is playing out as one would expect. Nothing worth seeing thus far. Why am i paying attention to this Mum?
Then my Dad starts laughing. He has turned the valentines card over...