March 2008
76 posts
Rove 2008
Meh, i think i preferred last years set and graphic’s throughout the show - too much black and op-shop fluoro’s in this years, but still hoping it’s a good season. Good that they’re changing it all up to keep it fresh.
Eggs
Dammit, i feel like going and buying all those cheap caramel filled easter eggs…
Ahh.. The recording process is shite-ing me up the...
TWiT live - Leo's new video ventures →
This sorta thing excites me! - it’s something that i’d like to be part of.
“Everything I’m qualified to do requires electricity or dick jokes.”
– Merlin Mann
“All my Google Calendar events chipped in to rent an RV, so they can drive around...”
– Merlin Mann
That Girl
Well lady. Woman. Person. He he! Yep. Today, said “Hi” as i walked in. Smooth. Played it smooth. Was totally smooth. I, was smooth. Voice almost broke. But i managed to tuck it back in and pretend to myself it was all good. Wasn’t gonna panick.
If you’re not up to speed with the ongoing story, or haven’t clicked the links above and gotten the backstory, it goes like...
Nose Bleed
Have you ever used the same tissue for days on end? Turned it over and over, backwards frontwards insidewards, ‘till it was so crusty you could sand wood to a rough finish with it? Then used it to wipe your nose and your nose bled from the chunks of concrete snot!?? Sounds outrageous and quite disgusting, hey! That’s why it has never happened to me.
Synchronicity Slash Fate
You know how when you’ve got plans with someone to do something or go somewhere, but those plans get changed by the other person at the last minute because of some unexpected thing that comes up, and it actually ends up being quite good for yourself that that happened, ‘cause that allowed to you get X done when you thought you might have been able to X in the morning but it turns out i...
flop ya mac out 29: in-joke →
The latest offerings from Firefox and Safari. Time machine happyness! The status of the iPhone and Apple stores coming to Australia. Those pesky Facebook users, and No Harvey Norman, No!
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Gutter Girl
I saw her today. Just sitting in the gutter by the side of the road, facing towards the gutter.
Who is she? What does she do? Why is she a Gutter Girl?
Was she cooling her feet in the drainage water flowing hurriedly down the gutter?
Was she short on chairs at her place of home, and needed somewhere else to sit and paint her nails?
Why did she face away from the road? Is she embarrased to be,...
In Trade →
This site just makes me think, “Hmmm……..” But it’s certainly interesting! (Via TWiT)
Fashion minus sense?
Wow…… I just had a thought…. This may be jumping the gun by a long shot, but let me just say it: “mac sac and crack” t-shirts. !!!….. :) I can hear your stomach rumbling - it’s saying, “Burk-Daniel! Feed Me!”
Every now and then, i’ll get an inspired...
It’s gettin’ wild and wooly outside!.. It’s a rainin’ cats and dogs. It’s lurrrvely.
The risk for Apple iPhone users: They know too... →
Ha! I can so envision such instances happening. People being put off by the smarmy, possibly unspoken cocky-ness of iPhone usage.. (Via Jason)
“He’s a tall drink of water..”
– John Gruber with Dan Benjamin describing a fellow, Craig, who they say is very tall and very nice. From #17 of the Talk Show.
“I have photos of Kevin Rose being chased by a sheep. I am going to send them to...”
– A post from Robert Scoble’s Twitter.
Awesome.
If Hillary is elected... [PIC] →
Hi-larious. More so if you’ve been following the US election or Fake Steve Jobs’ blog and prefer Obama :)
Google Reader video →
I think i’ve got a pretend man-crush on this guy…
Breakfast with Yo Mama Weekly - 19 →
Daniel visits the bat cave and reels off some Shakespearian poo talk. Jason gives the best skin, but just how cool is he? Jason loses more than his keys, then they finish off with the best piece of…
Apple researching autostereoscopic 3-D display... →
Apple has been conducting research on a new breed of display hardware that would employ autostereoscopy to produce three-dimensional images that can be viewed by multiple users without the need for…
Kiddy Writer
I’m writing a childrens story book.
If i finish it, i’ll laugh.
New! Internet Speak
PBS - Peanut Butter Sandwich
OSIJPM - Oh Shit I Just Pissed Myself
IA40 - I’m actually forty
ATMP? - Are Those My Pants?
CSSBSARTNH - Chicken Sandwiches Should Be Served At Room Temperature, Never Hot
FIP - Fuck. I’m Pregnant
IJLIIS! - It’s Just Like I’m In Space!
HDWS? - How Doesn’t Windows Suck?
PPTSS - Please pass the sperm salad
IMHFOPCMM - If My Head...
LOL
LOL Out Loud
Laughter Over Lunch
Lathered Oral Linguistics
Linked Outage Linakages
Loop Odie Loop
Lesbians Out Loud
Loofa Ofus Loompus
Lanet Okle Lamppost
Lamb Of Leg
Lots Of Looting
Laughter Of Lunatics
Le Oujour Demoniqueertinitie
Likable Outer Lices
Luscious Opulent Lichen
Le End!
Practise makes moose
I’m busy practising my Danglish. It’s a new thing i’ve made up just now so i can blog about it. It’s complementary to Ryanese, in that it’s not a rip off of that. It’s my own jam. Made from rasberries and good. With a dash of sprinkleberry. I just made that up to. Ha. I could do this all day. In fact i’ve i’m just coming to an eight hour conclusion...
I just had a dance off by myself in my room to some 4Hero! Woota woo. Feel free.
UPDATE: Not good after nachos…
Time Machine Now Works with Airport Extreme USB... →
After the release of today’s Time Machine and Airport update, several readers report that Time Machine now supports backups to USB drives connected to your Airport Extreme basestation. This…
Cool as a hot banana!
Well guess what?! Coolest thing today - a packet of Savoys fits perfectly in the centre console thingy of my new car! Awesome as!
flop ya mac out 28: conversations with steve →
Sorry for the unexpected delay in this weeks fymo! Jason went to the toilet and the next thing you know, he’s a mummy! This ep, SDK good times and insight into the grand papa of Apple,…
Warmth
And it’s cold again… Warmth running through the veins of the earth, sunning up, sunning down, feeling tickled, feeling won. Feeling warmth feeling cold again.
Cold again. Like the sun, like the shadows, like the rain. Trickling through the rain forrest of life. Warmth, then cold again.
Just like ice. Frozen slow, woken slowly, wake upon the moon… So very very far away… So...
The Right Path
Sticking to it can be dogs balls hard, but knowing you’ve stuck to it can leave your conscience guilt free, and keep you out of the shit further down the track. So that’s what i’m continuing to walk, for as long as i can, feeling and considering that each step is right as i go. And trusting myself to put those steps into the motion of walking.
To Choose
It seems so… Fucked up! That I should be trying to lose, forget my memories of moments and things I love so that I can move on in life. It seems so counter… It’s just that whilst my memory is good, you’d think it best to use it and treasure it’s contents while you can… Not force yourself into a self-imposed… You know. Forgetting everything deliberately. It...
There
You’re riding your bike along a dirt track through the forrest; this track is unfamiliar, but you like it’s company, it’s surroundings.
The trees are more sparse than dense, and the trees that are present are familiar and you are fond of them and their presence. The undergrowth is green and lush, the air light, warm and delectably breezy.
Things are going fine. You’re...
Penis 2
Penis. Again.
Old Chinese Proverb
Man who eat poo, taste shit!
Penis
Penis