January 2009
126 posts
I think grey is a vibrant colour. Ha ha! I’m such a kidder. However my penis is very serious… Ladies.
Packets of candles give me light. Packets of pasta give me food. Packets of condoms give me great gift ideas for Valentines Day!
Is “The Fox and the Handjob” a porn film title already?
RT @badbanana: On the bright side, the U.S. economy can fit into those old jeans again.
WatchFireball: The John Gruber Story
Dan Moren:
An intriguing mix of fact and fiction about the proprietor of the premiere Internet destination Daring Fireball, the film attempts to figure out precisely what drives this unique individual, journeying to the places that he frequents, talking to the people who both love—and, yes, hate—him. Visit fireball-the-movie.com for more.
(via Merlin Mann)
41 degrees C today - and that’s in the hills! Got into my car earlier - never breathed through my nose and felt my nostrils burn!!..
Grand Supremo
“Get off my lawn.” I laughed a lot during this movie. It has incredibly hilarious moments throughout (many due to shock, rather than indended comedy), but surprisingly redeems itself with an ending. I mean the ending. Perhaps shockingly, this was the first “Clint” movie I’ve seen, but I was very impressed that he managed to quadruple the amount of “Whoa’s”...
Some Things Need To Change →
Michael Arrington on being spat on, amongst many other things.
I know next to nothing about this fellow - except for the fun people poke at him - but regardless, this is hardcore (in a not-good way).
If one’s penis shrinks in cold weather, then today mine is about to explode.
Did I mention it’s hot?
Animator vs Animation →
Gmail Now Available in Offline Mode →
43folders:
Just what it says on the tin. If you’ve been thinking about moving to Gmail full time, give it a throw.
Sweet warm cum in my face! In everyone’s faces!!
UPDATE: Actually, hold the spermies - first thing that crossed my mind after getting excited was security. I don’t really want thousands of my emails sitting on my laptop - unprotected - then being backed up by time...
Study Finds High Fructose Corn Syrup Contains... →
Great! Go us.
(via mel-o)
Using i.e. and e.g correctly →
Well there ya go.. There’s todays thing learnt.
Ace and Jocelyn →
More great Jake and Amir I hadn’t seen ‘till now.
I love this ‘mini-series’ because it’s filmed with one camera, mostly hand-held, and the script and much of the filming is just superb.
Great stop motion video: http://tinyurl.com/895qrd (via @glennmc, @unculture)
On [Australian] Nationalism
ody:
dadsandmice:
New Australian of The Year Professor Mick Dodson brings up some good points about why we celebrate on January 26, and what it means today.
And after reading about the bogans causing havoc on Manly Beach yesterday, it all got me thinking.
Nationalism in it’s present form in Australia makes me shudder, primarily because it is based on the chorus line ‘My Country and My People...
Shelby Aero EV: 0 to 60 in 2.5 seconds, 10 minute... →
Only thing I can see the Tesla has over this one is looks.
BWYM Weekly - 51 →
Let’s do this thing! Put on ya dancing shoes and do the jostle with Yo Mama! I’ll bring the underwear and you bring miniature toilet. Then we can smile and hold hands.
Been flirting with Pescetarianism - Nemo deserves to be eaten - but what’s the Pescetarian equivalent of delicious sliced piggy??
“Net neutrality is when Al Gore puts the internet into Neutral. That way (at...”
– Wikipedia: August 25, 2008 (via bastawhiz/Digg)
“There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so...”
– C. A. R. Hoare (via unalone)
Overcast sky today, but with my laptop screen turned up full, I got a great geek tan.
“Now I know what you’re thinking, “my God, I want to gobble that...”
– Geekologie always manages to tickle my funny boner.
New Staff Find White House in Tech Dark Ages →
Sounds pretty darn frustrating!…
(via daring fireball)
“We’ve learned and struggled for a few years here figuring out how to make a...”
– Palm CEO Ed Colligan’s prediction regarding Apple’s prospects in the mobile phone business, a few weeks prior to the iPhone introduction. John Gruber
“Beat one out! Beat one out!”
– Alex Albrecht, Diggnation #186
“Who gives hand jobs? Who’s given a hand job since seventh grade? Not me.”
– Megan Fox, in an interview with GQ regarding her ‘hands on’ public life with then current fiancee, Brian Austin Green. Megan just keeps on getting better and better.
EXACTLY!! Crossed my mind whilst watching the thing! RT - @veronica: Loved this: The Curious Case of Forrest Gump http://tinyurl.com/83g823
I just wiped my face with a paper towel. Now my face smells like paper towel.
How is my nose today? Comfortable.
ReTweet @HotAmishChick: If you’re a camel, every day is hump day. LOL!! :-D
My sisters healthy birthday buffet breakfast: http://twitpic.com/141pa
Nachos make ze world go ‘round, ze world go ‘round, ze world go ‘round!