October 2009
74 posts
Overheard: “After taking a piss without socks on, I realised how much I normally piss onto my feet!..”
Just got my Google Wave invitation, thanks muchly to @mattbathersby!
Damn. All the surfing jokes have been done. http://bit.ly/1QDQKq
Twitter’s “Lists” for me is just like putting my penis in my mouth; a circle of self-listing that seemingly has no end and no beginning.
Ha! I’m on @fulltimecasual’s list, “teh-awesome”! I think he means “the-awesome”. Talk about embarrassing!! I better let him know…
flop ya mac out 69: time check →
The Apple lovers go deep into the new designs of the new iMac and Magic Mouse, then relax with some smooth Microsoft scoffing. Join us for our 69th episode and flop ya mac out!
Lady pads for lady arm pits! http://twitpic.com/nd41w
“Ooooo ooooo, my baby, taste like oooo ooo, good gravy.” - Ted Hawkins, singer/songwriter.
BWYM Weekly - 82 →
It’s been a while since our last LooCast. This month’s features the talents of… Stephen Hawking - back from the living! Daniel Jackson - he finds no love on facebook. And Jason Deacon - confessions…
“Hmm. Santa’s sack is getting a little low, kids. Might have to get some collagen implants; firm up the old plumbs..” (via @HornySanta)
Any you sick cunts can hook me up with a Google Wave invite? @jasondeacon & @thomaslandgraf have got ‘em & I think they’re talking bout me.
You’re kidding me - horny.santa@gmail.com is taken?!? Damn it! Trying frisky.santa…
Ha! Phew. santaishorny@gmail.com is free.
Will you hold my toothbrush whilst I squeeze the toothpaste out?
Often, just knowing I have the time free, to do things I love, provides temporary happiness. Then I use that time to eat. And lol. Out loud.
Will I click on a video titled, “I Do Swallow” ? YES I WILL.
My room is becoming like a nest of clothes. Unrelated: Trying to hide some eggs without breaking them… Not as easy as it looks, folks!
Commencing experiment number two… http://twitpic.com/mp7x3
Took a shit on facebook lol. I consider myself a ‘mainstream disrupter’, breaking denizens from mind control http://twitpic.com/mp7is
Damn. Online experiment foiled. Had to go to plan B. http://twitpic.com/mpctl
If listening to and enjoying ‘Satisfy The Groove’ by Culture Shock makes me gay, then bend me over, Bill, Ben and (then) Bob!
Don’t shave off that stubble, men: http://bit.ly/bsfSo
I’ve never been turned on by the front cover of a book, until now. http://yfrog.com/3odu3uj
Parental shopping list humour. http://yfrog.com/0pzcynj
“Saturday is United Nations Day. I will celebrate by doing nothing.” (via @badbanana)
http://rim.jobs (via @thomaslandgraf, @tristan)
The Birdmen →
In the latest craze that has killed several extreme adventurers, men don wing suits, jump off mountain tops and glide at speeds of 140 miles per hour. Steve Kroft reports.
Jesus sums up the health-care industry →
RT @pud: Google’s suggested queries when you start typing “how long” are fascinating. (via @leolaporte)
BWYM Weekly - 81 →
Peter Andre - re-born on Breakfast with Yo Mama. Jason get ANGRY and complains about the filthy language and Potty Mouths on todays television. Daniel steers the show home with one hand on the ship…
flop ya mac out 68: backup boyfriend →
With Jason out working and Daniel down with a cold, Thomas comes to the rescue with some smooth German sound words of advice for Mac lovers. And why has Steve held back the Apple tablet…
“I like the dog. If he can’t eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that.” (via @shitmydadsays)
Aha! These were the missing pieces that were needed to make Baronia a truly beautiful town… http://twitpic.com/lsc8w
Thanks auto-complete! http://twitpic.com/lq6eb
My cold has officially warmed. #ajoke
I wish all womens underwear was this comfortable!
. @megasend’s dad: “Megan, why didn’t you finish that international relations degree? We could do with another ranga in politics.”
That cupcake was more nasty than nice.
The Fall Of The Media Empire - In My Backyard
So yes, traditional radio is dying in Australia, too. Is there any point in rolling out digital radio? I’m not the only one who thinks ‘no’…
Then we’ve got Mr Big Britches Murdock having a go at the likes of the ABC for giving away content as it undermines commercial stations. A very big boo-hoo to you, Murdoch. Take ya money and run, while you’ve still got...
I just don’t understand where the poo goes!
Chillin wid my Emerald homies and Jon Faine for a live broadcast on 774 at Emerald Community House. http://twitpic.com/ljv4o
I’m eating garlic with everything to rid myself of this cold, but ladies - *please* don’t worry - it’s only temporary. I smell funny. :/
My bin looks like I’ve been furiously masterbating my way through a full box of tissues.. #ICanHasColdBurger
A splinter in the hand is better than two in the bush.
Not sure how I feel about that car with the number plate STALKA. Funny or freaky? Perhaps I’ll follow them home and ask them about it.