December 2009
92 posts
Well fuck me dead! I have a brand new iPhone in my hand-at no charge-thanks to a genius with left over “Christmas cheer”! Details next FYMO.
God damn - has Apple added extra teflon or something to the latest batch of 3GS’s? Sooo smoooth!..
Lollies, chocolate and cake are a sometimes food. For breakfast.
“Is it just me or do the Godaddy girls look like retired strippers?” (via @drtiki)
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Don't Let My Genitals End Up On Facebook →
New airport x-ray technology - the people implementing this can go fuck themselves.
Have a read of the article - it brings up some concerns that I hadn’t considered.
And terrorist attacks on airplanes? How ‘bout some facts to take the fear factor out of it.
How ‘bout we go to the root of the cause and stop spending money invading other countries and use those trillions of...
Vitamin D: Not a vitamin, but an essential element... →
BWYM Weekly - 88 →
Episode 88. When two fat ladies hug so tightly they become one. The last one. The last mama. Breakfast with Yo Mama. The finale. Adieu and farewell, listeners!
flop ya mac out 73: cookie killer →
Nine months after the immaculate conception of Jesus Christ, many moons ago, Daniel prays for a miracle of his own, as his iPhone lies comatose in its dock. And Jason gets hungry for…
Mum said I’d never amount to anything, but today I proved her wrong by becoming a chook.
She’s hoping for half a dozen grandchildren.
Recession Pushes Man To Shocking New Low (pic) →
Overheard from cricket commentary: “..6 inches…What’s he going to do with this one?…He goes in…Tries the reverse!..”
You haven’t bonded with your family this Christmas until you’ve heard them urinating in the room next to you.
WatchMan throws bicycle at thieves
The only time you’ll ever hear me using the expression, ‘daw!’, is if I’m enthusiastically discussing ‘digital audio workstations’.
No matter how hot your cousins are - resist.
Family bonding at Christmas. Don’t fall asleep! http://twitpic.com/v3g4o
iPhone lives!!!
Do Santa a favour this year and leave a tip.
Biscuits and milk don’t pay bills, people!
Nice hugs come from unexpected places.
Public toilets, for one.
Have you heard Al Gore’s climate change poem? Well skip his rendition and go straight to the good stuff! http://bit.ly/7Qi2bc
Jim Carrey's official website →
I’m a big fan of Jim Carrey. I haven’t seen all of his movies, and I don’t necessarily like all of the ones I have seen, but I certainly have a soft spot for him. I really loved The Mask when I was a kid; my adoration followed on from there.
This website is a mother of a flash website so I hope you’ve a good connection (I despise painfully long-loading websites) but I...
Peanut butter, meet MacBook.
Where the fuck is all my hard drive space going? I swear there’s an evil OSX worm replicating itself in the bowels of my machine…
These are a few of my favourite things. http://twitpic.com/uuz52
Mum says Santa won’t come unless I tickle his balls, but I can hardly co-ordinate patting my head and rubbing my stomach at the same time!..
Jack Bauer interrogates Santa. http://bit.ly/8bAf75 (via @THErealDVORAK)
On Internet censorship in Australia...
Stephen Conroy: Dear Crikey, here’s why you’re wrong. http://is.gd/5ydyJ (via @mactalk)
Reporters Without Borders: “Don’t do it, Australia!” http://is.gd/5w2b6 (via @mactalk)
I just performed to Bob Franklin. That’ll be one for his scrapbook!
Moorabbin Subway has no Subway. They do however have a delightful salad!
So much talk about bizarre fetishes and porn tonight, and it’s not even Christmas! Hope we’re not peeking too early.
Tomorrow is iPhone surgery day. And just like my birth, this too, shall be filmed.
Censoring Australia’s internet is not cool. At all. Show there is opposition! http://bit.ly/4q6ASk (via @flopyamacout)
I’m not very good at saying goodnight to my computer.
“Just one more refresh of twitter/facebook/gmail!..”
What does a three meter drop and an iPhone 3GS have in common?
A cold hard tile floor beneath it. http://twitpic.com/tgqbf
flop ya mac out 72: who’s hungry!? →
Daniel reveals his vintage hard-rubbish collection. Jason laments the day Google starts indexing speech in video, and Daniel gives explanations for things he knows next to nothing about.
That’s TWO TIMES I’ve brushed my teeth today, in as many hours. And it’s not even night-time yet. Ladies.
Confession: If karaoke machines can be raped by over-use, then last night I ended up with one sore knob!
“A friend just said she couldn’t date anyone w/an AOL email address, I also add hotmail to that list” (via @kevinrose)
Agreed. :P
a friend purchased his business twitter name for $12k, it’s crazy how these @’names are (kinda) turning into domain names.. (via @kevinrose)