February 2009
149 posts
Breakfast with Yo Mama Weekly - 53 →
Dan and Em discuss the hygiene horror of open salt and pepper. They then develop a questionable menu taste-testing system. Em shares an epic tale of an encounter with a spider, and the rest? Well the rest we will leave up to the fortune cookies…
Best Breasts Forever
Turn a negative into a positive.
What don’t two good friends do when one of them has a knee swollen with fluid?
They don’t take turns feeling it because it feels like a breast.
‘Cause that would be weird. Like, very weird. Strange, even. People would judge them.
They might get a giggle from it, but what’s a giggle worth, when everyone in the world is giving them a...
Taken photo’s of my important possessions & collected all my receipts for said possessions. Let’s hope they don’t come in handy. #bushfires
I feel like a dirty whore when I submit my own content to Digg. I’ll be judged, then either used and/or tossed aside like a piece of rubbish, into an old dark store room. Then, from outta space a spotty man, brought him to life, with his comic dust!…
Please explain this sign: http://tinyurl.com/cwq2kw (via @zefrank)
NSFW-ish?
So in collaboration with my new business partner, we have a new bumper sticker and t-shirt for sale. They simply read, “WANK IT.”
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Now if I may indulge a little further with some tag-lines… “All you need is wank.” “Don’t yank it, wank it!” “WANK IT. Accept no substitutes.” “WANK IT. You’re already legally blind, so who...
WatchHealthy Porn - video tutorial
Barry Buckfist of Ascot Vale gives a mostly SFW “how to” screencast on surfing the Internet for healthy porn. A must see! Even if you don’t eat healthily.
An erection in the hand is worth-less in the bush.
flop ya mac out 57: drug-induced chicken →
When Daniel is on drugs, you can rest assured they have been prescribed to him. By a doctor. And no, not a ‘love doctor’. Thomas Landgraf steps into Jason’s co-hosting shoes once again, then tosses back his hair for a Saturday night of floppy Mac fun.
My website’s URL doesn’t have Mac in it for any old reason, or because it rhymes with sac and crack, but rather because...
Driving along and what do I see? A small roo’s balls, sticking out at me. (Between its legs - it was very much dead).
Just heard on the radio that the car fire at the petrol station in #Emerald was started by static electricity! ! The lady’s badly burned..
Finding it pretty frustrating we don’t have real-time coverage of what fires are up to, and not everyone’s on twitter just yet..! #bushfires
I love you, Hugh!
Very wary of being a total ‘sticky beak’, slowing down, taking photo’s of the actual thing and causing _yet another_ fire related accident.
Fuckin’ crazy! Just driving back from a cancelled Tai Chi class, and there’s a car on fire at the local petrol station!!
"The Twitter"
mel-o:
What do you think about efforts to get more followers/build a twitter rep? It’s an obsession for some, interested to hear your thoughts.
Some form of opinion or ‘spaghetti thoughts’ to follow…
I think it’d be fun - as a joke - to try and get more followers than a friend, who has similar ‘exposure’ on the net, but other than that - I’d only want to...
I’m not the only person who cuts their own hair at midnight, right? Right??
WatchSean Lennon - Falling Out of Love
It’s 11:30pm, and I’ve a real hankerin’ to play/sing this song rather loudly - but of course, will not do so as to not disturb the ‘status sleep’, or whatever it is..
It’s the latest song to play on repeat in my head.
(First time I’ve seen that film clip, by the way - pretty odd!)
Fictional Story #483
So yesterday was the first time I’d ever taken my shoes off. Like seriously - I’m being serious. I was born wearing shoes. How did this ever happen? Let me tell you…
Well, the long version is, my Mum pretty much had sex with a shoe, and well, yep. That’s how I came to be. I was born half human, half shoes.
Now the strange thing that came to be, was that yesterday, the...
Miniature Beard Golf
I’ve accumulated somewhat of a beard recently and I’d like to share with you some of my new wordly experiences of this beard, or ‘beardicle’ as one might call it, if one were trying to make it sound a little like the word monocle. Don’t be fooled though, dear reader, this beard allows me to see better through both my eyes.
The most curious thing about having more...
Watching a truck driver on TV ‘trying to deliver his load’. Tee hee! Everything’s dark. Put on your headlights Mr truck driver! I wanna see!
Keep your feet off the ground using wooden crutches - Personal Best: 9 seconds.
That’s 15 frog-croaks, in the old scale.
Watchmel-o:
Charlie interviews Mark Andreessen. One of the best Charlie interviews I’ve seen, highly recommended.
Mark Andreessen: co-founder of Netspace, Ning and an angel investor and now Venture Capitalist. He comments on all the major players in tech including Facebook, twitter, Intel, Microsoft and nVidia, among others. Mark talks about viral marketing, the death of print, Obama and his...
The best thing about being on crutches is that after a shower you get to sit down to dry your toes.
I’ve got a number of silly and serious creative (musical) things I can’t wait to record and share with you all, once I’ve bowled over this backlog of work. :)
Typing up committee minutes can only be this fun when on cortisone! WOO! You sing that shit Erykah! He is such a bitch.
NOTAGE: mac sac and crack .com does not condone the use of prescription drugs for fun minute typing. mac sac and crack can recommend the use of Mac’s, sacs and cracks to enhance this experience in a non-boddily-harmful way.
Busyness is having three unwatched episodes of Diggnation waiting for you.
“There are no failures—just experiences and your reaction to them.” -Tom Krause (via @BeMeaningful)
“If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is.” -Unknown (via @tinybuddha)
Watchbendelaney:
Every creative person really needs to watch this video by Zack Arias. It’s directed at photographers, but it applies to everyone. I just watched it three times in a row. Great great stuff. (Don’t get dissuaded by the first minute or so… it starts out cheeky, but gets then gets really serious.)
I think I’m really beginning to fully realise - from my own experience thus far and...
PS
Oh yeah - so the next few days might be special for us all - more than usual - if I’m going to be near the Internet. :D Then again maybe not! Wooooooo!
Excuse Me Whilst I Climb Up That Wall Over There
So this image (from 2manydjs) may embody my genereal state of being over the next four days, as I take a short course of cortisone to treat some major inflamation in my knee (and big toe - he felt left out*).
Cortisone is also known to me as ‘happy pills’. In fact the chemist lady who gave me my prescription (Dr Tiki wasn’t available HA HA! …Oh…) informed me to...
Breakfast with Yo Mama Weekly - Podcast #52 →
Whilst Dan and Jase take a break, step back in time.. Back to 2007. To when Jason’s sister Emily stepped into his shoes at the 3MDR radio station. They fitted perfectly. Size 11 girls shoes. Breakfast with Yo Mama with Dan & Em. Enjoy :)
WatchExpect me to be busting out some of these awesome moves on your grandma at the RSL next month.
Click through to the vimeo post for the playlist.
(via kevinrose)
*Killer* new meme! Add “hose” to the end of every sentence hose. Boy oh boy, will the kids latch onto this one hose!!..
“In a moment of clarity, I realize that emptying the lint trap is in essence...”
– Neven Mrgan (via yourmonkeycalled)
Oh I get it now!! In “The Day the Earth Stood Still”, Keanu was playing the part of the Alien! I thought “hat stand” was an odd role!
Wow - tonight seems to have been one big built-up “tweet spurt”. Time to write a song entitled, “Tweet In My Pants”. #viralvideo #spermies
My knee is currently swollen to about twice it’s regular size.. But it’s.. It’s sorta sexy to touch.. Oh dear! Right angle! Ahhhh…..