March 2009
88 posts
BWYM Weekly - 57 →
Take a look through the ‘good’ window and say hello to Mr Snakey! Emily drops into the studio and recounts when she first saw him in primary school. Jason’s dancing is ridiculed, as is Michael Jackson’s…Michael Jackson-ness.
Daniel’s sex tip for beginners: Pretend you’re on a merry-go-round that’s getting faster & faster & that you really REALLY love that pony!
garbler:
Yo Mama and I are about to dine.
Be gentle, giant Jason.
Soft hands… Soft hands…
WatchZe Frank interviewed on The Sound of Young America
Live in New York City, Thursday, July 17, 2008.
I’m almost half way through viewing all the episodes of The Show and am constantly wowed by Ze’s ability to express logic (arguments) in a completely articulate and succinct way.
In this interview - conducted by Jesse Thorn - Ze offers some wonderfully luscious commentary on, and...
Terrified residents of Emerald have banded together after recycle bins weren’t collected Wed. Disturbing image: http://twitpic.com/2hmz2
Song playing at the supermarket, “…and I stiiiiill haven’t found, what I’m looking for…”. Oh irony, you’re so ironic!
Daily Dose of Awwww: Photos of Unusual Animal Friendships http://adjix.com/3998 (via @BeMeaningful: @guykawasaki)
flop ya mac out 59: iPhone OS 3.0 - i’m lovin’ it™ →
This weeks fymo was recorded live, from one of the premiere fine dining restaurants Australia has to Mc-offer. And for entrée, main course and dessert? A little GSM derka-derka drizzled over the morning glory of iPhone OS 3.0.
Do you have an 18 metre penis on your roof??? http://tinyurl.com/dgsc3e (via @raany) Ha! Youth. At least he was playing outside.
Ohhh mannn! I was SO in with one of those chicks!!.. Well ladies, shall we say same bed, same dream tomorrow morning, just before I wake up?
I need a haircut. Looping my hair ‘round my ankles was fun, but now I’m starting to feel a little self-conscious.
No. No. Don’t sing ‘Hallelujah’, Dr. Alban. Not now. Not tonight. You’ve got to pay attention to what mood I’m in before you bust that out.
Here I was thinking I’d be all cool and stuff by going to bed before everyone else, but nope! They beat me to it. Again. WHAT AM I GOOD AT!?
Wow! The more shit I tweet, the more spam followers I get! Sounds like a fair system.
Alright. Anyone who can get to my house within the next five minutes starting NOW, can throw whatever they like at my head.
Going for a short round of mini-golf in my brain.
Would love me an app (and friends to be using it) so I could take a real peeky-poo at what they’re up to this very moment. Or would I?
Fuck it. I ENJOY having warts on my hands.
Re: An Email You Never Sent Me
three.sentenc.es: A disciplined way to deal with email (via krose-face)
Hi Jason,
I just had to say, in reply complimentary comments on my leaf-trombone playing you never made, I thought the one-piece suit you wore this morning to the bowls club was simply delightful!
On another note, I heard from someone who may or may not go by the name of Silvia Clemenstine, that Marjory enjoys fresh...
I was shocked and appalled to hear tonight that people are deleting their MySpace accounts in favour of using facebook.
You can’t just go around killing ugly ex-partners! The same should apply for MySpace.
It reminds us how we’ve moved on and evolved!…
BWYM Weekly - 56 →
This week, Yo Mama presents, ‘Theatre of the Strange’. Karma seeks out Jason and levels with him. A special someone will never watch ‘Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory’ in the same way again. And Ringo Starr has a few words of his own about chocolate.
Self-reiki: anytime, anywhere. It feels good and you don’t have to remove your pants. #alternativemedicinejoke
Tension in the air coalesced as it quickly became apparent; Daniel’s breakfast bowl was simply not going to be big enough…
Anyone else trained a penis to sit on their shoulder and nibble at their ear? “Hello cocky!” …And so continues my life of solitude…
When I’m skimming between tabs in Firefox, doing nothing in particular, but waiting for something new to just POP out at me and entertain me from the same websites…then I know it’s time to shut Mr Laptop.
I will not be judged for slowing down whilst driving past hard rubbish collections.
Lobster Knife Fight! Pic: http://budurl.com/kczm (via @drtiki)
1st! Awake. 5:22am! WTF is with that time? Third time I’ve woken that early. Consider me a zombie for the rest of the day. Do not kill.
fmylife:
Today, my child says “Mommy. Sometimes my peepee goes up like a stick.” I say “Well, honey, that’s normal and ok.” Then I ask when it does that. And he says “Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes…” FML
Caring in the Crossfire
I got called ‘conservative’ tonight, for caring about childrens health.
A misrepresentation of the whole conversation and context it was said in, but more about that later when I think up a good .com domain for my long form thoughts (with the option for you to join the conversation).
“It’s the status updates that facebook rejects, that makes twitter the...”
– @guiltycubicles
I feel the earth, move, under my feet!… (Yet again!)
flop ya mac out 58: fart-cast →
Jason is back in the house and so is Mr Toilet Humour. In full force. In the pants. And he mayyy have let one go through to the keeper. Intelligent comment on Apple products interspersed throughout.
Fellas - try taking a whiz whilst wearing only a towel around your waste; you’ll feel like a God revealing your secrets to your kingdom of porcelain.
Two elderly women were taking the bus into town...
One says to the other, “Look Marge! Here comes your husband down the street with a bunch of flowers! How lovely!”
The other replies, “Oh dear Gladys! Thats just awful! This means I’ll have to keep my legs open, up in the air all night!”
To which Gladys replies, “Oh? Why not just use a vase?”
- Megan’s Dad :)
(via badjoke)
My Super Power: Producing fluid in the joint of my left big toe on command. Incredible party trick. Chicks love it. Guys worship me.
BWYM Weekly - 55 →
Jason is back! He seeks a special ‘no hands’ massage, but settles for some back-pain rather than a happy ending. Don Burke. And Daniel puts his foot in it. Literally.
Happiness is… Learning as a youngster that your mum doesn’t have to be present for masturbation time.
So who woke up at 6am on a Sunday morning without trying? ME!
I like to play a game where I pretend I’m a mousey sneaking cheese from the kitchen bench. Hehe! Didn’t catch me! Now I shit on your floor!
Gregg Braden - The Science of Miracles →
This seven part series (as it appears in ‘YouTube form’) is pretty much the next step for me in understanding, grasping and making my start to fully practising working with ‘life’.
The language with which Gregg explains “the secret” and where western science has so far played catch-up is to me, wholly digestable, palatable and totally enjoyable.
I can only...
I had a wet dream last night. I’d never seen so much rain!
WatchGlenn McElhose - DIY haircuts
Don’t go from sight; go from feelings…and emotions.
Another classic video from Hippie Glenn.