May 2009
84 posts
Watch#3: Happiness is…
The third in a series of videos detailing the wonders of the world that bring about happiness in my life - for happiness comes from without.
“One of the signs of a damaged ego is absolute certainty.”
– Ten Things I Have Learned by Milton Glaser (via bendelaney). This makes me think; of that I am certain. (Ho hoo!)
Ha! Inbox Zero that up ya!… Inbox… #proudfatherlymoment
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Enjoy some delicious fire-side chat, with Daniel and Jason. There are more famous phone moments from Daniel. Jason goes clubbing and more than his dancing takes centre stage. And is Don Burke’s beard back, for realz?
WatchLittle Red Riding Hood revamp
(via Ze Frank)
Impro-ed
Tonight I was part of an improvised night of entertainment with my local theatre company, Gemco.
There were a few ‘wacky impro games!’, but there were also ‘long form’ pieces that ran for up to 20 minutes; full stories born only from title suggestions given by the audience.
In the last part of the night we given the Fairy Tale genre to work with, and I got up and played a...
“At 88¢, GM stock is no longer valuable enough to stuff into a stripper’s g-string.” - @badbanana
“The only way I could be less interested in today is if Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker were in it.” - @badbanana
“Our choices show what we truly are far more than our abilities.” ~Anonymous (via @tinybuddha)
Squirmy the Musical Tapeworm - Parasite Arranged...
Thought of a KEWL nick-name for my future son: Tommy Tomato Flaps. No reason why… Just rolls off the Tomato Flaps tongue nicely.
ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! RT @jasondeacon: Clipping nails on the train = MAJORLY UNCOOL.
flop ya mac out 62: da future! →
Dan and Jase shift their gazes from the large ladies to the large crystal ball; what is next for Apple? And how will they achieve it? Plus, suggest a location for Dan and Jase to record flop ya mac out from.
Hair-die!
Regarding this post, sister informs me that ‘henna’ is a natural hair dye.
Well I guess there’s your answer ladies and gentlemen. I stand to be corrected.
Natural hair die did evolve/was created by God - you just need regular supply of chooks about.* Haha! Ba-doom.
*mac sac and crack reserves the right to change this dad joke if at a later date, a better, less embarrassing one...
WatchZeFrank :: HardTimes :: Illusion
A must try.
BWYM Weekly - 64 →
Jason Patty Deacon and Daniel Dunny Jackson present an Irish tale… Of Mother’s Day. Daniel tries yet again to convince Jason and himself that every day is Mother’s Day and that we don’t need a day prescribed to us by the retail market or our calendars. Then Jason revisits his childhood through song.
No I did not try and shove them up my arse!… You guys are weird!!
Cans of Diet Coke left under our house expired last year - found them again today - there’s virtually nothing left in them! Still sealed!!
Masturbation: Manifesting pearl necklace’s - weekly - for the necks of the impoverished and tight-arsed.
dontellmysecrets:
Such a lovely lovely day! ….I think I’ll look at it from this window.
The round window??
“Saw X-men last week
Hugh, he looked ever so buff -
Almost saw his muff!”
– Daniel
“It appears the swine flu virus has mutated into free Coldplay album downloads.” (via @badbanana)
Mind blowing beat box chick →
Girl’s got mad skillz.
The chocolate in this house is hidden in a place everyone knows of. Still, I try to act excited when I ‘find’ it. Same goes with my penis.
WatchDog on Cat porn
No cups, just a hunger for love.
Just learn the boundaries though, Kitty!
garbler:
ody:
I really want to bone After Effects
You and me both.
Okay okay - I don’t want to brag, but I think I MAYYY have just had sex with Mr or Mrs After Effects… I can’t be sure… I’ve never had this sort of burning itch before…
Watch#2: Happiness is…
The second in a series of videos detailing the wonders of the world that bring about happiness in my life - for happiness comes from without.
“A little bit of cock on the table.”
– Kevin Rose, Diggnation #202
WatchGood Morning, Megan
Not much more than a good perve and a slightly bizarre ad for Esquire, and that’s okay with me.
I, like other human beings, have a tremendous passion for human beauty. Megan Fox tops my list, currently - if ya know what I mean!
I mean I think she’s hot hot stuff. A fantastic definition of sexy.
Having only three or four tabs open in a browser is how I imagine zen Buddhists live.
Obama highlights from Correspondant’s Dinner “My next 100 days will be so successful I will complete them in 72 days” http://snurl.com/hvqej (via @MelodyMcC)
BWYM Weekly - 63 →
On the menu this week… Calling all sexy dancers for an exclusive beard club : Jason considers stalking a sexy stalker : The rolling of the fruity Hitler testicle : The Queen’s groping booth : And disguise your love parcel with the latest fashion - puffy pants!
What's the difference...
badjoke:
Between having sex with a cousin and having sex with an ugly person?
A: Nothing!
You wouldn’t want to have a baby with either of them!..
Totally proud of this home-made joke.
I bet I’m not the only one today who saw a bull-ant tend to its anus like a dog, amirite??
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Wow - kind of overwhelming - all the opinions and shit… Could be very time consuming reading them all, if I let myself start… :)
*Must not get sucked in!!!*