July 2009
78 posts
YES! ‘Today Tonight’ just used the lyric, “Put a ring on it.” LOVE that show - always very current and ‘with it’ - I feel right at home.
Then I guess my stomach is Nelson Mandela!..A bit of interracial digestion, then things go to shit again. http://twitpic.com/c8duv
My cold has vacated my left nostril.
Could feed a small nation with the contents from my hair.
As if it isn’t disturbing enough how reliant we are on electricity and water… When there’s no ADSL, I feel _more_ disabled!
Lamenting the 20% loss of followers since the recent spam crack down… I feel as exposed as a celebrity being photographed without make-up.
Get a bit of outside up ya!
I wake up, roll out of bed, zip up my fly & I’m ready for work. How is it that I’m consistently late? Too much dawdling at the fly stage?
Let’s see if I can top off today with some food poisoning to extend the festivities into tomorrow…
Very touched by all of the creative well wishes today on facebook! …But still, I feel something is amiss… Aha! Not one poke!
Going to the movies by oneself is just like masturbating at the park; once you’ve done it a few times, it feels normal.
Just because I look like I’ve let myself go doesn’t mean I… Well yeah, I’ve let myself go. But it’s my birthday; go nuzzle some faeces.
Should I be surprised that the only other guy in the cinema fits the portly geek stereo-type? But lonely geeks think alike! #boxoftissues
My dad must have come down with something, too. Just overheard him passionately commenting on the dodgy football umpiring.
No, I’m not planning on crying during Transformers - the box of tissues comes recommended. And so do I ladies, so do I.
Forshadowing birthdays of the future…Currently at a shopping centre at 11am, territorily guarding a bench seat from other ‘sitters’.
Up until today I could hear with *both* ears. And avoid walking into walls. #takenforgranted
Being sick is cool. I’m cool. Cold. I’m cold. Sick. Sick of being cold. Sick. Sick of being sick.
If I was made of money, I wouldn’t spend it. Unless I was making a donation. In a sexy lady. “Aaaand I’m spent.” #badoomchshh!
Happy birthday, Wallet Girl. #potentialfuturewife #breakfastwithyomama.com
I’d say Nine Inch Nails free Ghosts download is worth grabbing, if only for the photography in the bundled PDF… http://ghosts.nin.com/
Muchly enjoyed the conversation on religion on Diggnation #212 (26.30 in). http://is.gd/1KXYM [iTunes link]
Put another $33 into the coffers of the Jeff Buckley Estate for ‘Grace Around the World’ - 2DVD + CD - totally worth it.
I purchased TWO BOOKS and a DVD today - it felt so backwards and ‘old skool’!
They’re chocking up the car wheels nicely, mind you…
Given a choice between a chocolate milkshake and chocolate rain?
You again rain.
Having a dream where I need to apply first aid is practical, but not very sexy. Unless you enjoy watching sixty-year-old males having a fit.
And you’ll always be my quiz question…
“I’m singing in the _blank_.”
It’s raining like it’s going out of fashion!
Well calm down rain - given a choice between Gucci and you, I’ll wear rain.
So turns out ‘Vagina Face’ was a *great* idea of mine for a funk song. But ‘Vagina’ is pronounced ‘Vaggina’. I reek of cleverness.
Kye Jones says, “This is the world game ever. 1 star.” That’s What She Said! http://is.gd/1H05n [iTunes link]
Fantastic - there’s a ‘Vagina Face Pt 2’ as well.
Can’t wait to hear what this old voice note titled ‘Vagina Face’ sounds like!..
My prediction came true, though she denied it would-Mum is watching obese people dance on the TV. Like inside of the TV. Not on top of ours.
I don’t like it that I am unable to concentrate with unclean teeth. Are there special car park spaces for people like me?
I heard that to make a man or woman pregnant, you have to push your #outiebellybutton in, during ejaculation.
How does having an outie belly button limit one in life? #outiebellybutton
So the iPhone guy was wonderful - kept talking to me during - I totally forgot the pain of dropping a grand on something made of plastic.
At the end of my dream I joked to others about wiping ones dick on a watermelon… Were there no curtains in this imaginary world?
First person to make a Post Coital Dick Wiping iPhone app gets my 0.99c!
Making the pilgrimage to ye olde Apple store. Going to spend the biggest amount of money per square centimeter of ‘stuff’, thus far in life.
“What the mind doesn’t understand, it worships or fears.” ~Alice Walker (via @tinybuddha)
Took bloody Windows+(Parallels)+Chrome to play this video on BigPondofShit… http://bigpondvideo.com/AFLTV/192886
RT: This guy made a video to propose to his girlfriend. Would u have said yes? http://is.gd/1Bbtx (via @lushbucket : @drtiki)
Working on some foley for a short film.