September 2009
61 posts
Nothing like an orange and a shit tonne of lollies to send you to sleep..
Seth MacFarlane on Fast Forward? A shame he chose this series - the first slow motion running scene said enough for me! Maybe it’ll pick up?
Haha! I thought Fast Forward would be too funny a name for a US series, given Oz’s old comedy series of the same name. FLASH Forward.Got it.
Found a hole in my pants today. Guess there is such a thing as “too much flatulence”.
Spent an hour of Tai Chi trying to stifle natures wind - and thinking of how I would word this tweet.
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BWYM Weekly - 78 →
Get FM EXCITED! Daniel and Jason push the boundaries - of netball team names. Jason is outmanned by his lady; who wears the pants? The boys talk titty and Jason gets an IN into the porn industry!
“Dude, seriously. Don’t masturbate in the hostel bed beside me. That’s what disabled toilets are for.” #traveltips. (via @fulltimecasual)
Max Rooke #33 for Geelong: He’s not heavy, he’s my cousin. I’m so famous by association, it hurts.
Best laugh’o’the day: Just got an email for a casting call. One of the roles is described thusly.. “Athletic Male (face can be ugly)” wtf!
“Inglorious Bastards-was liking watching Tarantino suck his own cock. Fascinating at first, but eventually self serving.(via@fulltimecasual)
A wonderfully unfortunate last name… http://twitpic.com/iwx81
“Obama’s motorcade was much longer than Clinton’s. But then, he is black.” (via @fulltimecasual)
flop ya mac out 66: tub of yoghurt →
Jason shares his personal bedroom successes. Daniel shares an a Cappella performance. Together they share their love of Macs and their distaste for heavily Photoshopped portraits.
BWYM Weekly - 77 →
MJ, finally laid to rest in peace - under a foot of concrete. Jason has car troubles: will that equal troubles with the ladies? Goodbye Gaywoo - forever? And speaking of Hotmail… How about,…
My mum just gave me one of those well known soft porn magazines. They were handing them out for free last night at the footy. *Thanks mum*
Well shove over grandpa! There better be room for a second sweaty body in that bunker! http://twitpic.com/iaswj
“Anyone else concerned that celebrities are dying off faster than American Idol can create them?” (via @badbanana)
AudioBoo: Good Pants: The musical http://boo.fm/b64277
Fucking awesome-getting in to bed, pulling my sheets up and what does the dull glow of my iPhone illuminate? A fucking White-taled spider.
Sleep well, my pretties! He be sleepin’ with the fishes.
Watchleo:
The Ultimate Slip-N-Slide Video (via Break.com)
Fuckin’ amaaazing.
Sometimes a cigar is just a dick in the mouth.
“I’m interested in most phases of data processing…do you like cats?” http://su.pr/1ty9xF (via @MelodyMcC)
“This is the greatest video ever recorded. Makes Citizen Kane look like amateur bullshit..” http://bit.ly/4m70qw (via @fulltimecasual)
BWYM Weekly - 76 →
Daniel gets called, “A cool guy”. And has he “blown it” with a lovely lady? From Koala chlamydia to Nikki Webster - it’s all in Yo Mama.
Dirty Facebook
Tom: uninspired
2 people like this.
Zac: as band manager, I guess this is where I step in.. Try 'School of rock', perhaps?
Chris: bad is being uninspired been like that for weeks. worst.
Tom: know man it sucks i need some sort of uppers
Glen: I got one big upper for you tom. and its up and ready for you all the time!!
Tom: dude im interested, can this upper be taken oraly?
Rebekah: was guna offer some help but now im afraid ud interpret it as sumthin dirty!
Tom: dont worry and us,any help is muchly appreciated
Glen: oraly and rectally. Ill let you know this upper does have several side effects if taken. Things such as cum breath white tipped poos, amazing orgasms and overall satisfaction.
I’ve had breasts for so long - one slightly larger than the other - I felt I needed to get that weight off my chest. #newavatarinyaface
RT: Happy 9/9/09! ALL THREADLESS TEES ARE $9! No joke! (Pls RT for the chance to win a $99 gift code) http://thrdl.es (via @jasondeacon)
I only ordered three of those ‘tees’ - ones without words. Why? “Read my chest! Read my chest! Isn’t a shame that I don’t have breasts!”
“It’s just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?” via @shitmydadsays
“It is not uncommon for people to spend their whole life waiting to start living.” ~Eckhart Tolle (via @tinybuddha)
Ahh McCain, Kyle Sandipants has done it again. And who would have guessed it would be so soon!
Apple tablet being released soon? The start of fymo 65 reveals behind the scenes… Press play, here: http://www.flopyamacout.com
“I don’t really have a wank in the shower by the way.” From an email from Jason from 2006. #outofcontext
WatchDufus Rainwhite, starring in: “Making Friends”
Making friends isn’t always easy, but Dufus has a few tricks up his pant leg that might just do the dick. Trick.
flop ya mac out 65: homage to telstra →
Jason unleashes the fury on to Australia’s national telco, contrasting a soothing and affectionate review of Snow Leopard. Daniel gets little love from Logic Studio, and things get a little…
HI EVERYONE! I’M JUST SENDING OUT A TWEET!
‘Accidentally’ drip some honey on your desk, then lick it off. You’ll feel like a porn star. I know I did.
AudioBoo: Kyneton’s busking finest: http://boo.fm/b60736
AudioBoo: Some good old fashioned group singing!! http://boo.fm/b60502
Gotta love it when your Mum calls someone on TV a ‘fatty boombah’. :D #preciousfamilymoments