February 2010
87 posts
masturbating (via @craigchilds)
The future of games, reality...Everyday life! →
A fascinating, energetic, logical (and disturbing?) look at what our future will likely be like.
“I can honestly say I’ve never seen a contract written in Comic Sans. Until today, that is.” (via @ryan)
This morning 7am
Neighbour (coming out of my bathroom): Oh! Meg! Where did you turn up from?
Me: I live here. And you?
Neighbour: Oh I came from next door. Seeya!
Facebook Plug-in for Mac OS X, you are stupid. Now I cannot use Finders access to iPhoto library events, etc. I have to search Windows style
google.com/dashboard
So now that I’ve been to the dentist, a tooth starts getting all sensitive on my ass? Wha da fuk wid dat? Shuddup and chew, bitch tooth.
This Facebook Plug-in has more in common with Windows than I thought! #waitingforittowork To be fair though, Windows 95 was pretty snappy.
Fucking Windows →
Beautifully done.
The Mariana Trench →
Is Don. Is deep.
(via daringfireball.net)
Ed Kavalee funds his own TV comedy pilot →
You go, girl.
“Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be...”
– Samuel Johnson (via : chaztoo : thememegeneration : merlin)
Kevin Rose Book Review: Delivering Happiness (the... →
As part of my New Year’s resolutions I’ve decided to push myself to read one new book per month. I knew I’d have some free time during this trip to New Zealand so I was stoked when Tony Hsieh sent me a pre-released copy of his book ‘Delivering Happiness, A Path To Profits, Passion, and…
Some great quotes from the book are included in his review.
If Dentists hire hot assistants on purpose… Well that’s a business model I can get behind.
Wow, I didn’t expect to hear “The Spread Eagle” mentioned on the Olympic coverage.
Gosh - lot’s of risks being taken at this years Winter Olympics. I just saw Mick Malloy front and centre on my television screen.
Yummy mummy alert!! Be sure to drive at 40kph, so you don’t crash whilst being distracted.
But being the caring guy I am, I decided to do a Billy Maddison and shit my pants as well, to make him feel better about the whole ordeal.
Poor fella had shat himself in the cotton bag. Pretty good revenge, mind. Though for some this would be a life-long fantasy fulfilled.
Hmm. Just hit an owl, unfortunately. Called 13 000 WILDLIFE. Waiting for a call back re shelters nearby.
A nice lady in Emerald took him in for a sleepover. It’s a Torny Frogmouth. Handsome fellow. No wings broken, getting a bit fiesty now. :)
Yes. Ladies would like to deficate in front of me in my car. Why is that so hard to believe?
Yes. The owl was wearing pants, too. And yes, this was the second part of the ladies’ fantasies.
flop ya mac out 76: where does it fit? →
Dans gets up to some mischief on the Internets forums – again! Jason puts out a call for technology in the toilet. And the boys share their mixed feelings on the TomTom car kit for iPhone.
When my underwear loses it’s elasticity, you won’t find me being slack!.. #workplacemantra
“A good dicking for your ears.”
– Post Percy, referring to a video he linked to on the Face-a-book.
When someone you’ve known for a long time tells you that they took a poo in a river when they were younger, does that relationship change?
Firefox doesn’t do poo out of the box!?? http://twitpic.com/1492r4
David Attenborough “Tells all!” about his aspirations for the bedroom… http://twitpic.com/147be5
Sorry, I should have saved that tweet for closer to lunch time.
Eating lunch.
Does anyone brush their teeth in the shower to save water, etc?
“Don’t just shorten your URL, make it suspicious and frightening!” http://www.shadyurl.com/ (via @itsnotfairman)
When I click my mouse, I generate such immense geek power that a few clicks in close succession can totally obliterate Final Cut Pro. #crash
Just bought a new tube of Paw Paw gel. Now the only thing differentiating me from a woman is this darned penis.
So someone just suggested to a non-geek friend of mine that they should jailbreak their 3GS. About to find out why. This should be good!..
Last night I learned that Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez are brothers. I feel violated. http://bit.ly/cYNvGo Quack.. Quack.. Quack..
Little does my mum know, that when I say “lemons”, I actually mean lesbians. And “shop”? I mean brothel!… http://twitpic.com/13pwmn
“The Intelligent Heart: Scientists have discovered that the heart possesses its own intrinsic nervous system…” http://bit.ly/dl7ALz
HI! Was wonderin if u cld cut sum of my fuckin hair off Thursday. Would b unreal! Catch up! Tell a bit of a yarn! Bit of a lol-possum, etc!
….I said to the check out lady at the supermarket.