March 2010
39 posts
flop ya mac out 78: patent, patent →
In this episode of ‘flop ya mac out’, planets are discovered and discussed, ATM scams are explored and explained, and somewhere in between we get ‘round to Mac’s and Jony Ive’s…
I’d prefer to eat beef, over chicken. Chickens pass the hug test.
Window mounted dildo for sale. Make me an offer. http://twitpic.com/1b81qn
Just let myself get sucked into the Eye Rub Pleasure Spiral. Now my eyes are totally bloodshot, but it was worth it. (via @scottsimpson)
Purchasing an app for my iPhone that will walk me through open heart surgery. I’ll let you know how it goes. And if he lives.
ARGHHH! My penis is stuck!! - In my hand!!!! LOL
Hmm - there’s a ‘lite’ version available - should get me started? I’ll figure out the rest. I imagine it’s like climbing up a tree…
The funniest thing about these infrared goggles is that I’m the only one who can see all of my farts in the supermarket aisles!
Ahh gees, this is getting sad. I broke up with @audible_com a few months ago; now it’s emailing, begging me to come back for a $15 coupon.
WatchKen Robinson says schools kill creativity
And I agree with him.
An entertaining, must see.
I would root a foreign accent. Even if it was faked.
flop ya mac out 77: peter paul and koch →
Respect the Koch. It may be angry on the outside, but on the inside, all it wants is a little lovin’. Dan and Jase farewell Flash. And will Apple users give iPhone the finger?
The only thing more unpredictable than Melbourne’s weather is if I’ll be able to piss into the bowl or not. And if my dog will drink it.
OH: “If Florida is the shlong of the US, I live in the balls.”
Tweet from the Toilet: No one’s dick is this long. ‘Cept maybe this fella! http://twitpic.com/16pu4e http://twitpic.com/16pu38
Ding Dong Lounge: Toilet Paper On Demand
5 STARS
An old Chinese proverb: http://twitpic.com/16pfon
Burt Reynolds is home recovering from bypass surgery. His circulatory system now runs through his mustache. (via @badbanana)
Caring for your body (late-night off-the-cuff...
Tonight I went to a gig that had typically ridiculously loud music, so I wore my $30 re-usable earplugs. That I ordered off the net. Makes one look a little like Shrek. They do a decent job. But what fucking astounds me is that it seemed like I was pretty much in the minority, when it came to ear protection.
Being ignorant of the fact that there are cheap devices to help protect ones hearing is...
My life is in disarray - no one real follows my fecally focused tweet pile anymore. Have I lost the respect of my fellow bowel movers?
flop ya mac out 76: where does it fit? →
Dans gets up to some mischief on the Internets forums – again! Jason puts out a call for technology in the toilet. And the boys share their mixed feelings on the TomTom car kit for iPhone.
NSFW Jokes: Blind Cowboy →
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’ The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very…
My Fallopian tubes hurt. :(
You know you’ve had a late night podcasting session about Apple products when the following morning, you remember a dream about the iPad.
You know the freaky part of it, though? There was blood on the bedsheets.
Merlin Mann: My New “Standing Desk” →
Costco - Luxor 3 Shelf Tub Cart
Oh sure. I could have spent $1,000, $2,000, $8,000 or even $60,000 on my Rumsfeldian new project.
Heck, I even could have talked about the topic a lot then researched and followed some tutorial.
Instead, I…
… I looked at these links (above) about the benefits of standing up to do work at a computer - had never considered this (or even heard of...
NSFW Jokes: A guy is strolling along Vegas Strip... →
A guy is strolling along Vegas Strip when a stunning hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks, “How much?”
The Hooker replies, “$500 for a hand-job.” The guy’s jaw drops: “$500 dollars, For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!” The hooker says,…
February 2010
87 posts
Maybe it’s objectifying, but yeah, sometimes when a cop pulls me over, I get out of the ticket by showing a little testicle. - @scottsimpson