mac sac and crack.

pain free, drug free, and for you, for you i do 1 dollar*
*may contain traces of sacage

some of my own brain waves-come-words/photos/music/vidoes +
my favourite pieces of the Internet pie, swallowed then regurgitated here, for your enjoyment/disgust/arousal
Jul 17
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My bars are now few,
Though a little more tall.
But I still bar up enough,
To come at your call. #iOS401

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Or maybe try and cash in on that new desalination plant that’s going to be built.

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Milking my tear ducts so I can bottle and sell organic tears.

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RT @dnanian: So, in sum: there is no problem, all phones have this no problem, a case fixes this no problem, free case to fix your no pr …

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When we went out for your birthday last year, all I did was stare at your cleavage. If you like, we can do that again!

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Woke up at 4:10am this morning, unaided. As you do. An hour later I realised why - my body is in sync with Apple’s media cycle.

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Sorry sorry- wrong account..

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Fuckin hell! No blood this time! Everything intact.

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To be honest, I couldn’t figure out why I had woken. I didn’t intend to rise early. And I’d totally forgotten about Apple’s media event.

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“God is more likely to recall the left hand than Apple is to recall the iPhone tomorrow.” - Jase @flopyamacout