pain free, drug free, and for you, for you i do 1 dollar* *may contain traces of sacage some of my own brain waves-come-words/photos/music/vidoes + my favourite pieces of the Internet pie, swallowed then regurgitated here, for your enjoyment/disgust/arousalTumblr (3.0; @macsacandcrack)http://macsacandcrack.com/<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FlopYaMacOutPodcast/~3/VrlQaArUZ2Y/">flop ya mac out 77: peter paul and koch</a>: <p><a title="Click to play this episode now..." href="http://flopyamacout.com/wp-content/uploads/fymo-77.mp4"><img src="http://flopyamacout.com/wp-content/uploads/fymo-77.jpg" border="0" alt="" vspace="3"/></a></p> <p>Respect the Koch. It may be angry on the outside, but on the inside, all it wants is a little lovin’. Dan and Jase farewell Flash. And will Apple users give iPhone the finger?</p>http://macsacandcrack.com/post/439060066http://macsacandcrack.com/post/439060066Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:37:18 +1100<p>The only thing more unpredictable than Melbourne’s weather is if I’ll be able to piss into the bowl or not. And if my dog will drink it.</p>http://macsacandcrack.com/post/435411925http://macsacandcrack.com/post/435411925Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:42:31 +1100<p>OH: “If Florida is the shlong of the US, I live in the balls.”</p>http://macsacandcrack.com/post/430096018http://macsacandcrack.com/post/430096018Sat, 06 Mar 2010 22:40:21 +1100<p>Tweet from the Toilet: No one’s dick is this long. ‘Cept maybe this fella! <a href="http://twitpic.com/16pu4e">http://twitpic.com/16pu4e</a> <a href="http://twitpic.com/16pu38">http://twitpic.com/16pu38</a></p>http://macsacandcrack.com/post/428192580http://macsacandcrack.com/post/428192580Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:34:20 +1100<p>5 STARS</p>http://macsacandcrack.com/post/428192581http://macsacandcrack.com/post/428192581Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:34:20 +1100<p>Ding Dong Lounge: Toilet Paper On Demand</p>http://macsacandcrack.com/post/428192582http://macsacandcrack.com/post/428192582Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:34:20 +1100<p>An old Chinese proverb: <a href="http://twitpic.com/16pfon">http://twitpic.com/16pfon</a></p>http://macsacandcrack.com/post/428192583http://macsacandcrack.com/post/428192583Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:34:20 +1100<p>If you want me to sing you a song, come along to Ding Dong - tonighties!</p>http://macsacandcrack.com/post/428192585http://macsacandcrack.com/post/428192585Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:34:20 +1100<p>Burt Reynolds is home recovering from bypass surgery. His circulatory system now runs through his mustache. (via @<a href="http://twitter.com/badbanana">badbanana</a>)</p>http://macsacandcrack.com/post/427126900http://macsacandcrack.com/post/427126900Fri, 05 Mar 2010 11:18:52 +1100<p>Tonight I went to a gig that had typically ridiculously loud music, so I wore my $30 re-usable earplugs. That I ordered off the net. Makes one look a little like Shrek. They do a decent job. But what fucking astounds me is that it seemed like I was pretty much in the minority, when it came to ear protection.</p> <p>Being ignorant of the fact that there are cheap devices to help protect ones hearing is an excuse of sorts, but when you see knobs like me wearing them, awareness is created. Ignorance lessens. Excuses decrease. </p> <p>And in case you don’t know - if you hear ringing in your ears after listening to loud sounds for a prolonged period? That’s not a good thing. I’m sure there’s a bagillion pieces of info about safe listening levels and durations, but I’m typing this on my phone so let Google be your Santa’s Little Helper.</p> <p>An audiologist told me this week that hearing issues start coming into effect when you reach forty, if you abuse your hearing in the mean time. I don’t know about you, but I’d sooner get a tattoo. At least when I reached forty years old, I could have it laser removed. Not so much with your hearing. Once it’s gone, it’s gone.</p> <p>You wear a seat-belt when you drive. Perhaps they need campaigns about hearing safety. Do they sell ear plugs at gigs? If they don’t, they should! </p> <p>I think the main thing that gets to me is that my friends’ hearing is being slowly chipped away. And I don’t like to see them being hurt, especially when there’s something easy they can do about it. </p> <p>Better to look “a little goofy” now, than have regrets later.</p> <p>(I’ll probably edit this when I read it later on and make it a little more cohearant and edit out the angry tone, caused by something unrelated. :)</p>http://macsacandcrack.com/post/426230664http://macsacandcrack.com/post/426230664Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:45:54 +1100<p>My life is in disarray - no one real follows my fecally focused tweet pile anymore. Have I lost the respect of my fellow bowel movers?</p>http://macsacandcrack.com/post/424297485http://macsacandcrack.com/post/424297485Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:40:23 +1100<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FlopYaMacOutPodcast/~3/akhaoDjSK4Y/">flop ya mac out 76: where does it fit?</a>: <p><a title="Click to play this episode now..." href="http://flopyamacout.com/wp-content/uploads/fymo-76.mp4"><img src="http://flopyamacout.com/wp-content/uploads/fymo-76.jpg" border="0" alt="" vspace="3"/></a></p> <p>Dans gets up to some mischief on the Internets forums – again! Jason puts out a call for technology in the toilet. And the boys share their mixed feelings on the TomTom car kit for iPhone.</p>http://macsacandcrack.com/post/423744563http://macsacandcrack.com/post/423744563Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:04:07 +1100<a href="http://nsfwjokes.tumblr.com/post/422823478/blind-cowboy">NSFW Jokes: Blind Cowboy</a>: <blockquote> <p>An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.<br/> He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.<br/><br/> After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,<br/> ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’<br/><br/> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.<br/> In a very…</p> </blockquote>http://macsacandcrack.com/post/423690370http://macsacandcrack.com/post/423690370Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:25:23 +1100<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ohcDPgd1V5Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ohcDPgd1V5Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>F</b><b>rog Fail - You Gotta Try (Harder)</b></p> <p>(via @zefrank)<b><br/></b></p>http://macsacandcrack.com/post/423252448http://macsacandcrack.com/post/423252448Wed, 03 Mar 2010 13:40:48 +1100<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qybUFnY7Y8w&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qybUFnY7Y8w&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>OK Go - This Too Shall Pass</b></p> <blockquote> <p>The most amazing video clip you will ever see. EVER.</p> </blockquote> <p>This sorta thing just overwhelms me.</p> <p>(via @jasondeacon)</p>http://macsacandcrack.com/post/423069269http://macsacandcrack.com/post/423069269Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:15:23 +1100<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mUCRZzhbHH0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mUCRZzhbHH0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://scout.tumblr.com/post/422700238/maniacalrage-dogs-at-1000-fps-via-gruber-one">scout</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://log.maniacalrage.net/post/422588551/dogs-at-1000-fps-via-gruber-one-of-the-most">maniacalrage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Dogs At 1000 FPS</b> (via <a href="http://daringfireball.net">gruber</a>)</p> <p>One of the most accurate YouTube descriptions ever: “It’s dogs in slow-mo catching treats. What could be better?”</p> </blockquote> <p>oh my god, this is <i>hilarious</i>. also adorable and beautiful. watch.</p> </blockquote>http://macsacandcrack.com/post/422716995http://macsacandcrack.com/post/422716995Wed, 03 Mar 2010 09:09:34 +1100<p>My Fallopian tubes hurt. :(</p>http://macsacandcrack.com/post/422147543http://macsacandcrack.com/post/422147543Wed, 03 Mar 2010 02:21:12 +1100<p>You know you’ve had a late night podcasting session about Apple products when the following morning, you remember a dream about the iPad.</p>http://macsacandcrack.com/post/422147548http://macsacandcrack.com/post/422147548Wed, 03 Mar 2010 02:21:12 +1100<p>You know the freaky part of it, though? There was blood on the bedsheets.</p>http://macsacandcrack.com/post/422147546http://macsacandcrack.com/post/422147546Wed, 03 Mar 2010 02:21:12 +1100<a href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/420216652/standing-desk">Merlin Mann: My New “Standing Desk”</a>: <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?Prodid=11174155&Ne=5000001%204000000&Nr=P_CatalogName:BC&No=0&N=4294912273&Mo=0"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kym804RNuv1qz4rlz.png" title="My New Standing Desk"/></a></p> <p><a href="http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?Prodid=11174155&Ne=5000001%204000000&Nr=P_CatalogName:BC&No=0&N=4294912273&Mo=0"><b>Costco - Luxor 3 Shelf Tub Cart</b></a></p> <p>Oh sure. I could have spent <a href="http://www.mercantila.com/p/pucel-grizzly-standing-shop-desk-with-drawer?utm_source=Google_Base&utm_medium=Shopbots&utm_term=www.mercantila.com&utm_campaign=1609756__Standing+Shop+Desk+with+Drawer">$1,000</a>, <a href="http://www.purespadirect.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=GK-511023&click=10549">$2,000</a>, <a href="https://www.artfulhome.com/product/John-Wesley-Williams/Stand-Up-Desk-and-Stool/54052">$8,000</a> or even <a href="http://www.goantiques.com/detail,georgian-standing-desk,570248.html">$60,000</a> on my <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standing_desk">Rumsfeldian</a> new <a href="http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/02/23/stand-up-while-you-read-this/">project</a>.</p> <p>Heck, I even could have <a href="http://37signals.com/svn/posts/1001-standing-versus-sitting">talked about the topic</a> a lot then <a href="http://www.charm.net/~jriley/standup.html">researched</a> and followed some <a href="http://webworkerdaily.com/2009/03/28/how-to-build-a-standing-desk/">tutorial</a>.</p> <p>Instead, I…</p> </blockquote> <p>… I looked at these links (above) about the benefits of standing up to do work at a computer - had never considered this (or even heard of it) until now. Innnteresting!….</p>http://macsacandcrack.com/post/421958322http://macsacandcrack.com/post/421958322Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:47:00 +1100